Manswers...

While I was on the phone this evening with Melissa, Trevor decided to turn on MANSWERS on SPIKE TV.

Seeing a bunch of women jumping up and down wearing nothing but teeny weenie string bikinis, I accused Trevor of watching porn. But, no, no. It wasn't porn, but a “scientific” experiment to determine the answer to the all-important question: Do boobs bounce on the moon?

Not ten minutes later, Trevor jumps up and runs (yes, RUNS) to the TV because another very important question was being posed: How can you tell a man from a woman?

For most of us, the answer to this question may seem obvious. But not for Trevor (and the regular viewers of MANSWERS).

According to the show’s “scientists”, you can tell a man from a woman by examining the length of their fingers. Supposedly, a woman’s index finger is always longer than her ring finger.

After digesting this particular piece of information, Trevor returns to the couch, inspects my fingers and declares that I must be a man.

Yes, that’s right: A MAN.

Apparently, I need to adjust the parental controls on my TV to save Trevor from himself…