Thursday, December 22, 2011

Because Amy is fabulous, and I am trying to think positive...

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2 comments:

  1. Rachel B12/24/2011 2:46 AM

    I really would like to see that Christmas Special. Do you think that would be on the SyFy or Lifetime channel?

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  2. Amy12/24/2011 9:10 AM

    Twas the night before Christmas,
    And Dealey was still knocked up
    So I bought some tranquilizers
    To put in her cup

    I watched her eagerly
    For with every sip
    I knew any time now
    My sister could tip

    It took a few minutes
    But she soon hit the floor
    Just in time too
    Because Saint Nick was at the door

    We bound her with ribbons
    And I sat on her tummy
    I bounced up and down
    While eating a cookie so yummy

    Santa continued to pull
    And I shrieked with joy
    For I knew he'd soon find
    That cute baby boy

    Trevor looked panicked
    But I told him to relax
    We both knew he wanted a deduction
    When he paid his tax

    Santa looked pale
    But with a smile on his face
    Presented me with a nephew
    Just before Dealey could spray him with mace

    Dealey how could you
    That was Santa you sprayed
    We wouldn't need this nonsense
    Had you not been so delayed

    Then I wrapped up my nephew
    And held him tight
    What a wonderful present to get
    As I kissed Thor goodnight

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