My powers of observation (or general lack there of)...

I walked past this wall of Girl Scout cookies for two days before I realized they were there.

And by "realize" I don't mean I suddenly saw them.  No, no.  My coworker asked if I had taken any to day care yet, and I was all like, "What are you talking about?  What cookies?"

The worst part?  See that door in the right hand picture?  Yeah, that is the door I walk in and out of EVERY SINGLE time I come or go from the building.

(Siiiiiigh)

Worst superpower ev-ver.