Thursday, August 31, 2017

Durango Quotes, August 2017...

BANNER:

"Mom, it is not nice to smile when someone drops their hotdog on the floor."

Banner while looking at a picture of Ann Kennedy: "She is just so-so adorable. I want to marry her."

"Thanks for sharing mom. I already know that."
"It's just because I haven't picked my nose until tomorrow or today."

"I like Poppy. She acts like a cat."

"Look mom! It is Timmy and Gerald!" (Timmy and Gerald = Tom and Jerry)

"This is so en-tire-ish."

"Okay, girls. I'm only going to pull you to my shoe because that's real life."


SCHAFER:

Sock = Cock

Ner = Banner

Wakes up screaming: "But I is me, Mama! I is me!"