To WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
Please note the following:
- Tony the Tiger’s nose is blue. No, this does not make him some sort of freak.
- Slim Pickens was the name of an actual person.
- Finland is south of Norway (or south of “Horny” if you are Trevor).
- A football field is wider than 18 yards.
- B.J. and the Bear did not spin off from Bananas in Pajamas.