"Mom, it is not nice to smile when someone drops their hotdog on the floor."
Banner while looking at a picture of Ann Kennedy: "She is just so-so adorable. I want to marry her."
"Thanks for sharing mom. I already know that."
"It's just because I haven't picked my nose until tomorrow or today."
"I like Poppy. She acts like a cat."
"Look mom! It is Timmy and Gerald!" (Timmy and Gerald = Tom and Jerry)
"This is so en-tire-ish."
"Okay, girls. I'm only going to pull you to my shoe because that's real life."
SCHAFER:
Sock = Cock
Ner = Banner
Wakes up screaming: "But I is me, Mama! I is me!"
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