And just to cover all my bases, here are the pictures my coworker took this afternoon:
Oh holy wideness.
Close up of fat rolls.
My coworker went out of her way to take the least flattering photos possible. Which I thought you would appreciate considering how you told Trevor someone else needed to do the photographing from here on out.
I even tried to push my belly out more in the first one just to give you the desired effect.
Happy now? ;P