AGGIE: "Hi!"
ME: "What's up with the tape-measure?"
AGGIE: "Oh, nothing. I just need to measure something."
ME: "Really? What?"
AGGIE: "The circumference of your neck."
[LONG PAUSE...]
ME: "Uhmmm...okay. Why do you need to measure my neck?"
AGGIE: "Oh, I cannot tell you. It is a surprise."
ME: "A surprise, huh?!"
AGGIE: "Yeah. A surprise!"
ME: "Okay then...Measure away."
[AGGIE PROCEEDS TO VERY CAREFULLY MEASURE MY NECK...]
AGGIE: "Okay. All done."
ME: "Okay...?"
AGGIE: "See ya'!"
[AGGIE LEAVES MY OFFICE...]
So, has this EVER happened to anyone else? Or, more importantly, should I be worried?
4 comments:
Maybe she's trying to fit you for a man's shirt?
...or a noose!
Here's a small piece of useless information - your waist has twice the circumference of your neck. Supposedly. So maybe she was measuring you for something altogether different, but she didn't want to measure your waist?
Hmmmm...never knew that.
Maybe she is making me a belt? That would be kind of neat!
I'll let everyone know if she ever measures anything else...! Maybe she's making me an entire outfit!! :P
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