Me: "He's the kind of guy that doesn't understand why it's inappropriate to hang a giant picture of himself over his own fireplace. He must be stopped! If he's elected, it's like putting one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse in the House of Representatives! Do you know anyone, in places like Midland, who could be called upon to vote against him?"
Trevor's Uncle: "Is he a Republican?"
Me: "Yeah. [PAUSE] Not a chance, huh?"
Trevor's Uncle: "Not if he is a Republican."
Me: "Darn. I'm too liberal for Texas."
Trevor's Uncle: "[LAUGHING] You're too liberal for your own family!"
So, yeah, that went well...