Someone pleeeeeeease explain to me WHY
Mr. Plastic Cow needed to be anatomically correct?!
I have it on good authority that local museum stores who sell these cute, barnyard animals spend hours going through each box and cutting off the...the..."the offending appendage"
Mr. Plastic Cow needed to be anatomically correct?!
I have it on good authority that local museum stores who sell these cute, barnyard animals spend hours going through each box and cutting off the...the..."the offending appendage"
(lest they be sued by alarmed parents).
Thankfully, such an "endowment" is limited to those plastic creatures of the bovine persuasion.
Thankfully, such an "endowment" is limited to those plastic creatures of the bovine persuasion.
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!!! That's just wrong!
But can you imagine if you were one of the people going through lopping off the... "appendages"... and when you got home your mom or your husband or whoever? Was all, "How was work? What'd you do today?"
Because that may be one of the best answers to those questions ever.
And it would be TRUE.
Yeah, because "cows" only have one utter. Riiiiiiight.
And just to satisfy Jef's curiosity, I guess Mr. Plastic Cow IS is really Mr. Plastic Steer. He might have been Mr. Plastic Bull, but he is "lacking" those "appendages" as well.
He's definitely MISTER Something. geesh!
but that would ruine its historical value!
I got a new blog.
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