Wow. Where to start?
…?!
Yeah, no words. I had heard about this video from THE ONLY CHILD (TOC), who had first learned about it from one of her nine billion summer interns. Somehow I didn’t believe TOC when she told me about how bad it was. At least not completely. I mean, really: He’s a U.S. Senator. How bad can it be?
Apparently, bad. VERY bad.
5 comments:
Ummm ... I hope he's not trying to hit my demographic.
Next thing you know ol' John's a senator,
Kin folk said, "John move away from here,"
So he loaded up the cadi and moved to D.C.
Washington that is, nose candy and prostitutes.
See this is easy, we can all work for his marketing team.
Knot
It's a spoof, right? I mean, it has to be.
Tragically, no. It is a SERIOUS ad. In fact, there is a clip on You Tube where Big John Cornyn is talking about how his staff convinced him that the ad was a good idea. He made light of it by saying something to the effect of, "Maybe I need a new staff."
Awesome.
Damn Deals!! Big JOHN must be the MAN in TEXAS!! It surely must make you feel good to know that BIG JOHN has YOUR best interests in mind.. and you know what else!!!! He's got your back - you are protected!!!!
How about the horns on that steer??? Damn i didn't know horns could get that big!!
Hmmm. So I have a nickname now? Interesting. . .
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