Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Lucy likes eggplant? Who knew!



From: Melissa
Sent: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 3:28 PM
To: Deals
Subject: Gary. . .


Has his feelings hurt since you have not responded to his invitation to the wine tasting.

I explained to him your issues. He said it sounded like a very lame excuse.

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From: Deals
Sent: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 3:26 PM
To: Melissa
Subject: RE: Gary. . .


Technically, you invited me first. And Gary’s looked to be one of those mass email thingies (is “thingies” really a word? Spell check isn’t reacting so I guess it is).

Was I supposed to respond? I thought all RSVP went to Matt or Mike or whatever?

Plus, I only communicate with Lucy. Everyone knows that.

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From: Melissa
Sent: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 4:39 PM
To: Deals
Subject: RE: Gary. . .


Just saw Lucy (and fed her an eggplant). She would like you to come. She misses her number 1 fan!

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From: Deals
Sent: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 4:52 PM
To: Melissa
Subject: RE: Gary. . .


Is eggplant a preapproved bovine treat?

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From: Melissa
Sent: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 5:03 PM
To: Deals
Subject: RE: Gary. . .


Well, since she’s been known to steal eggplant off the golf cart, I think she at least approves of it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All this love and you stood her up. . .
You know, it's been a whie since you've seen her. I think she's upset and wondering if you really are a fan. . . You know how sensitive se is