I just peed.
When I went to flush, however, nothing happened. Apparently the museum is without water.
Even MORE fun? Getting to tell your boss and coworkers that there is no water AND confessing that the pee currently mellowing in the ONLY staff toilet is yours.
My Boss: “Bet you couldn’t wash your hands either.”
Me: [Hanging head in defeat while slowly shaking it back and forth]
My Boss: “Ew!”
Nora: “Great! Now I have to pee! Thanks a lot, [Deals]!”
So, yeah, this is gearing up to be a good day.