Because he came right home and told me you agreed with him, that's why...

Dear Halley,

Repeat after me:  Banner does NOT need a haircut.

Please tell Trevor that tomorrow morning when you get to work.

Thanks,
Me

P.S.  Baby mullets are cool.  Especially baby mullets with little, blonde ringlets that my mother-in-law insists won't grow back EVER once I cut them off.  Also, when the times comes, I want a "first haircut certificate" to go along with the first clippings.  Trevor says this is a waste of money.  It is like he hates me.