Repeat after me: Banner does NOT need a haircut.
Please tell Trevor that tomorrow morning when you get to work.
P.S. Baby mullets are cool. Especially baby mullets with little, blonde ringlets that my mother-in-law insists won't grow back EVER once I cut them off. Also, when the times comes, I want a "first haircut certificate" to go along with the first clippings. Trevor says this is a waste of money. It is like he hates me.