Anxious...

So, I'm watching TV tonight, and one of those stupid "teases" comes on for the 10 o'clock news.

The female news anchor - looking very, very concerned - announces the following:

"The healthy food that could be seriously endangering your health. Could you or someone you love be eating it right now? The story you will not want to miss at 10."

I was going to go to bed early, but now I'm sitting here waiting for the stupid news to come on.

I just hope that it's not applesauce...