Wednesday, November 14, 2007

REDRUM! REDRUM!

Come play with us!
For those of you who know JLR and RR, don’t you think they could totally be the twins from THE SHINNING?

Yeah?! Me, too! I’m glad you are going along with me on this.

Also, RR? She’s the one on the right. It would be perfect if she were sniffing a pink Easter egg. Or flower. Or whatever.

True to form, JLR looks like she's about to open up a can of whoopa$$. Typical. So typical. Guess she can't help it, though. She's a LAW-YUR.

6 comments:

Lia said...

I never saw The Shining, but that picture comes straight out of a 1960's horror film. So I think I can go along with you on that.

JLR said...

[google ate my comment. I shall try again. What I said was:]
HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha. We do kind of look like that. Except not. I never wear my hair like that, or a dress that unflattering. I am taller than her, though. And I do usually look like I'm about to start something--at least in pictures.

Also, I think the picture does resemble us in this way--the girl on the left (the one who’s supposed to be me) is smiling in a “go ahead, make my day, 'cause I'm in the mood to kick some ---” kind of way. But look closely at the girl on the right. She has this look like "excuse me?" and "oh no you did not." She has steely resolve. You are on her list, and you will never be ok with her again. That girl is going to whip a water bottle at your head the minute you turn around (RR knows what I’m talking about). She looks all innocent and “I would never,, look how small I am compared to big Jim Jeffrey Sister O’ Mine.” But just wait! You crossed her one too many times! And the girl on the left also kind of looks like she’s thinking “ha!”, like she was going to go kung fu on you but then you said that, and now she knows exactly in how many seconds the girl on the right is going to shove you into a bookshelf (again, rr knows of what I speak), and the girl on the left’s all, “I waaaarned you!” and cracking up about what’s about to go down.

So, yeah, in that respect, the picture does look like us.

RR said...

I was going to say that you have us confused with people who wear dresses ('cause I'm not really fond of wearing dresses), but if this is supposed to be a childhood photo, then I suppose I could go along with it...at least JLR's description of it. She's not wrong about the water bottle, the bookshelf, and the attitude in general. I'm not saying I'm proud of those moments, but they do happen. So look out.

Anonymous said...

i saw these girls at the brunch.

RR said...

Wait, do you mean you saw us (jlr and rr) or the girls from the Shining? 'Cause if it's the latter, that could be pretty scary. Actually, depending on what mood we're in, we can be pretty scary, too. But not The Shining kind of scary. Just the ordinary angry kind.

RR said...

Or something. It's late. I should turn off the computer now. (Note to self: don't post to the Internet when it's past your bedtime.)



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