Monday, May 18, 2009

'Bout Time...

The Toolsons (somehow) got temporary custody of their two kids about a week and a half ago.

Don’t worry. It didn’t last long.

Apparently, upon receiving Jet and Savannah, both Chase and Jane Doe decided to celebrate. By drinking. Excessively.

Then, they decided to drive somewhere, and loaded the babies into the back of the car.

They pealed out of the driveway and drove approximately 50 feet before being pulled over by two uniformed police officers in a clearly marked DPD squad car. This took place directly in front of Kyle's house.

To give you a better idea of exactly how far the Toolsons' traveled before the cops stopped them, please refer to illustration below:

Yeah. Not far. Not far at all.

Jane Doe was arrested for public intoxication and Chase was slapped with both a DWI and child endangerment.

Parents of the year, those two.

The good news in all of this is that the state now has permanent custody of both babies. I know foster care is no picnic, but it has to be better than living with dumb and dumber. At least this way Jet and Savannah have a chance at a better life.

My Question: For the cops to pull Chase and Jane over in front of Kyle’s house, they must have been parked and WAITING in front of mine. Were Chase and Jane so completely wasted that they didn’t notice a police car sitting on the curb 20 feet away? Because – WOW – talk about making it easy for the arresting officers.

Dumba$$es.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the first time I have ever seen the system work. It makes me happy.

Grammy Pammy said...

Hip, hip, HOORAY!