Monday, February 06, 2012

On naked neighbors and fake flowers...

Sometime in early to mid January, my naked neighbors decided to make all the hot tub shenanigans official and get married.

While they were on their honeymoon, Naked Man's mother came over and turned their front yard into a makeshift cemetery filled with fake, plastic flowers. This has happened before, but generally around Naked Man's birthday over the summer. And the sight usually embarrasses him so much that the yard art spectacle typically disappears within twelve hours of being installed.

Except the newlyweds apparently either embraced the plastic flowers or had *ahem* other things on their minds, because the display remained for nearly two weeks. Which made for an interesting conversation piece when visitors came calling to see the baby, saw the flowers next door and immediately wanted to know if such arrangements were common and/or permanent in this neighborhood.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't kind of sad to see it finally come down.

1 comment:

Rachel B said...

One word: CLASSY