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From: Grace Richard
Sent: Tuesday, July 20, 2010 5:08 AM
Subject: From Miss Grace Richard.

From Miss Grace Richard.the douhter of Mr Kelvin Richard Address; lot 268 Rue de Bingerville Cocody Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

I know my message will come to you as a surprise,first of all i will like to say
compliment of the season to you,I am Miss Grace Richard.and writeing to you from ABIDJAN-IVOIRY COAST WEST AFICA.

I hope you will permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business with you.

I belive that you will be a trustworthy person that i can do business with and i must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

My fathers Mr Kelvin Richard was a very wealthy DIAMOND DEALER,The economic capital of SIERRE LOANE,He was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of thier outings on a business trip,My mother died when i was very small and since then my fathers took me so spacial.

Befor the death of my father on OCTOBER 2005 in a private hospital here in ABIDJAN IVOIRY COAST, He call me on his bed side,and told me that he has the sum of($12.5Million US dollars)Deposited for me here and that he used my name as the first douhter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.

Hi told me that i should seek for a forign partner in a country of my choice who will help me retrieve the fund and then transfer this money and use it for investments

I honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways:

1)To please come and help me retrieve the fund and to provide a bank account which this money would be transferred to.

2)To serve as a guardian of this fund since i am only 22 years old.
3)To make a feasibility study and recoment some worthwhile business investment which flourishes there in your country ,My approach is in view of our ill experiece in business.

This fund been the basis of our future and business ambition,your honest assistance and advise will be apprieciated so much while relying on your guidance for profitable business establishement in your country.

4)To make arrangemnet for me to come over to your country to further my educationand to secure a resident permit in your country.

Moreover,I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compasation for your effort/input after the successful,I will forward to you the document concerning this deposit to your intrest to assit together on your signify intrest to assist me.

Please help me to get out of this terrible situation and the almighty God will bless you.

Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Best Regards

Miss Grace Richard.
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From: Deals
Sent: Tuesday, July 20, 2010 9:35 AM
To: Nora
Subject: FW: From Miss Grace Richard.

Dear Nora,

First of all I will like to say compliment of the season to you.

My fathers ALSO took me so spacial. I know you are jealous.

I will forward to you the document concerning this deposit to your intrest to assit together on your signify intrest to assist me.

-Deals

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From: Nora
Sent: Tuesday, July 20, 2010 10:21 AM
To: Deals
Subject: RE: From Miss Grace Richard.

WTF??? The last sentence is the very bestest!