SPAM...

Why they continue to write Nora is completely beyond me...

From: Prof. Joseph Owor
Sent: Tuesday, November 16, 2010 2:48 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Greetings, +Kind Proposal

Prof. Joseph Owor
Head of Faculty of Business Administration
Uganda Christian University
Mukono Town , Uganda.

Confidential Message:

I hope this message will meet you in good faith, please pardon me for reaching you in this manner because you do not know me,and I am hoping that by this means we can establish a mutual relationship in regards to the reason why I contacted you.

I have an obscure proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your email address from the Internet data base directories through my search for a relatively unknown person who will assist me in securing a large sum of amount as I will explain to you later.

I am Joseph Owor , The Head of Faculty of Business Administration of the Uganda Christian University.

I will need you to assist us in executing a confidential charity project. It involves the securing of a large sum of fund. Everything concerning this proposal shall be legally done without hitch if you are willing to consider this proposal.

Please I will kindly request that you endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this message if my proposal is accepted by you due tothe confidential nature of this proposal and if this proposal is not acceptable by you, kindly delete this email and do not pass it to a third party as I vehemently risk my job to send you this email.

I am presently on a foreign committee appointment in Europe through the United Nations Christian charity project fund of Uganda as head of a world wide fund raising program for charity projects in Uganda.

Once the transaction I am proposing to you have been successfully completed if accepted by you and the fund in question is in your possession, we shall be offering to you a ratio to be agreed upon as remuneration for your services.

kindly reach me back at this juncture to get your opinion first regarding this proposal, after that I will furnish you with more information about this proposal.

You are to contact me on my secure email address below for further details if this proposal is accepted by you:

profjosephowor@mcom.com

Thanks and waiting for your urgent response.

Yours Sincerely,
Prof. Joseph Owor.

-----Original Message-----

From: Nora
Sent: Tuesday, November 16, 2010 4:18 PM
To: Prof. Joseph Owor
Subject: RE: Greetings, +Kind Proposal

Professor Joseph Owor,

Regarding your confidential message, did you know that you used the word "proposal" (in form) a total of eleven times in your email? Is that your favorite word? Or is eleven your lucky/favorite number? My favorite number is fifteen. I work with a girl whose favorite number is 8, but I am not particular fond of it, except it is a number without beginning or end...if you are tracing it or doing figure 8's while learning how to ice skate. I have always wanted to learn how to ice skate, but I think I am at the point in my live where my butt is too big and my ankles too small. Not that I have particularly small ankles; actually for my height I think I am probably big boned. But, that is what all ladies say who are carrying too much weight. Speaking of weight, how much do you weigh and how tall are you. Is your height/weight propionate? If so you are lucky, ohhh maybe your lucky number is lucky seven, or it could be seven and eleven. Those are lucky numbers in the game of craps, but only if you roll a seven on the come out roll. I do so love craps, not the kind that goes in the toilet but the gambling kind. Do you gamble? Is there gambling in Uganda? But since you are with the Uganda Christian University I guess you don't gamble. You just try to bilk honest people (you are not included) out of their hard earned money, because you are a lazy dishonest sot. That's right I said SOT. Look it up.

Bite me.