JLR is my best friend. For today.
Why?
Because she offered to play the lottery, and use any hypothetical winnings to support me.
If I had any string, I’d totally make her a friendship bracelet. That way her status as my BFF would be official for all to see.
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I never realized until just now that the BFF necklaces are really more about breaking up than staying together: look at that jagged edge. There must be a better token of love.
I agree. It does look like you'd give it to a friend that screwed you over or something.
Hey! Well, I can't take offense, since you didn't actually give me anything. And if this is all it takes to get you to be my bff, I will promise to support you with any hypothetical lottery winnings more often.
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