From: Megan
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 10:33 AM
To: Deals and others
Cc: Melissa
Subject: GS Meeting Location Change
Hey everyone,
There will be some construction going on in Park Cities the day of our meeting, so we will now meet in the administrative offices at DHV. For those of you that haven’t visited us before, just park in the visitor lot and walk in through the delivery gate (by the donkeys). Admin is the second house down the way, on the right, closest to the highway.
Enjoy the long weekend!
Meg
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From: Deals
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 10:29 AM
To: Megan
Cc: Melissa
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Will Lucy be coming to the meeting?
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From: Megan
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 10:37 AM
To: Deals
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Lucy is in charge of the meeting. She’s also looking for an executive assistant, if you’re interested.
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From: Deals
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 10:44 AM
To: Megan
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Does it pay well?
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From: Megan
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 10:53 AM
To: Deals
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Starting salary is like 80,000 tons of crap per year…Lucy says it’s negotiable based on experience.
________________________________________From: Deals
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 10:58 AM
To: Megan
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Hmmmmmm…that IS very tempting. Does that include benefits? Paid vacation? Dental?
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From: Megan
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 11:08 AM
To: Deals
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Both, and housing. Lucy needs constant love and attention so you would be required to stay in the barn.
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From: Deals
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 11:14 AM
To: Megan
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Will I be allowed to take her to get routine mani/pedis, buy her the tiara she deserves, take her to lunch with Elsie at the Mansion, etc.? I also feel strongly that Lucy should be able to move into the Blume house. Mrs. Blume can stay there as long as she agrees to wait on Lucy hoof and tail and make bovine-friendly, organic treats regularly.
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From: Megan
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 11:26 AM
To: Deals
Cc: Melissa
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Lucy says you’re hired. You start Tuesday.
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From: Deals
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 2:32 PM
To: Megan
Cc: Melissa
Subject: RE: GS Meeting Location Change
Will Tracy be knitting Lucy and me matching outfits for the holiday season? Lucy also really wants a wreath of some sort to wear around her neck during Candlelight – preferably one with blinking lights and a big, red bow. Oh, and Lucy told me she’d really like a pet pig named “Hamlet” that she can take for morning and afternoon walks around DHV to loose some of the baby fat she acquired when she birthed her last calf. She’s already asked that I look into purchasing her a sweat band this weekend.
See you next week!
1 comment:
My biggest question in all of this is - who is Melissa and why is she only copied on three of the emails?
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