Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Vernacular Assets (and, yes. I'm back posting this on purpose)...

After a six month hiatus, we returned to Pub Quiz to celebrate RR successfully defending her thesis.

At one point, the conversation turned to the current debutante season, which had only “officially” begun the previous Saturday. One of the debs this year has the nickname "Backdoor Alley". Yes, it really does mean what you think it means, and, no, I'm not going to go into why.

Apparently, the girl is rather promiscuous (or, at least, is rumored to have that kind of reputation) and told my sister all sorts of stories while the two were in Austin over the summer. After this conversation, my sister:

  1. ...decided the nickname was justified.

  2. ...considered explaining to the girl that she would be match dated with many different guys over the deb season. And, no, she was not expected to sleep with any of them (even if they were called "escorts").


Anyway, I'm telling this story at Pub Quiz, and Rachel turns to me and says:

"If I ever did two guys at once, I wouldn't go backdoor. I'd make them wait in line."


Nuf' said, Rach. Nuf' said.

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