Monday, June 07, 2010

Gotta' love Nora...

From: Agati
Sent: Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:58 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Lets work together!


Dear friend,

I am Barrister Kwame Agati, a legal practitioner; I am the personal attorney to a national of your country, who used to deal with Gold and Diamond here in Accra Ghana.

On the 21st October, 2006, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Kumasi Road here in Ghana. All occupants of the vehicle lost their lives. Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have Contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$10,000 000.00, ten million dollars left behind by my client before it gets confiscated by the bank where this huge amount was deposited.

The said bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty-one (21) working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Best Regards,
Barrister Kwame Agati, Esq.

-----Original Message-----

From: Nora
Sent: Monday, June 07, 2010 11:11 AM
To: barristeragatikwame
Subject: RE: Lets work together!


I LOVE the guarantee "that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law."! Oh my God, if only everything came with a guarantee, then I would have a car warranty that actually paid for everything that went wrong with my vehicle. Slurpees would never taste funky. My sheets would always be soft and wrinkle free. Deodorant would never stain my clothes. The laundry soap would always get my clothes clean without taking any of the color out. TV commercials would always be honest and maybe shorter - as really, do we need 30 whole seconds to figure out that Scrubbing Bubbles are bubbles that scrub? Ohhh, my lawn would be weed and pest free, what a dream that would be. And, these stupid spam emails would be prevented from hitting my in box and go straight to the junk email file.

No comments: