So, this happened today:
That, my friends, is what happens when a toddler gets ahold of a green, permanent marker.
And turns himself into Kermit.
(Trevor says The Hulk.)
It all happened in less than two minutes. He ran into the study. Neither Trevor nor I thought anything about it until we realized it had gotten unusually quiet.
Quiet is a very bad thing with a two year old in the house.
Correction: Quiet is a very bad thing when you have a two year old in the house who isn't sleeping. Otherwise quiet is FABULOUS.
The good news is that Banner only decided to decorate himself. The bad news is that we had swim class less than 45 minutes later.
At least the green marker went with his new turtle swim diaper.
Also? Other parents? Yeah, they found it hysterical.