This morning, I awoke to Banner yelling, "MAMA! TRASH!"
A quick check of the baby monitor revealed a very, very naked toddler standing in his crib holding his diaper.
I immediately dashed into the nursery, where Banner handed me said diaper and announced, "Trash, mommy. Di-pa, trash. No potty."
Now if I can only get through to him about the whole randomly stripping in his crib thing. Because, OMG. Why?!
Not to mention, HOW. Backwards sleeps sacks, duct tape...Houdini has nothing on this kid.