- Tripped and nearly fell off the treadmill while running.
- Hit self in head with bar while lifting.
- Managed to clothesline myself while doing another exercise.
- Slammed funny bone down on shelf while attempting to liberate my purse from the cabinet at the gym.
- Squirted hand sanitizer all over myself.
- Got feet tangled while walking and hit the previously insulted funny bone on side of my car in an effort to catch myself.
- Was lectured by my wedding florist about the importance of planning ahead (note: my wedding is in less than 100 days) in the gym parking lot.
- Temporarily “misplaced” my keys. They were in my hand the entire time.
- Haskell accidentally peed on my foot.
- Smacked funny bone into stairwell while trying to lead three dogs back up to Trevor’s apartment. Three dogs which had just seen a beagle AND a squirrel.
- Opened apartment door to leave for work. While descending the staircase, a clap of lightening thundered overhead and the sky opened up into a torrential downpour. Got completely soaked (my umbrella and raincoat are still presumably packed…somewhere…over at the new house).
- Upon arriving at the museum, ran through rain to employee entrance. Within moments of reaching the door, however, the rain tapered off and the sun came out.
- Choked on coffee.
- Choked on small piece of animal cracker.
- Collided with glass door that I thought was already opened.
It is obviously shaping up to be a GREAT day. If I live through it, there might be an update later on.
5 comments:
Wow, what a way to start your day! I hope you get through it in one piece!
yep, it's all about the 30's. Gets worse later you know.
;-)
But I'm still in my 20s! Aggggghhhhhh!
Oh my gosh! You should have gone home to bed. My goodness.
Poor thing! That was a really rough day. I agree with RR---at some point in a day like that, you just have to give up and go to bed just to get out of harm's way.
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