What?! Really?! I’m not even on Twitter.
Here is Grammy Pammy’s explanation in a forwarded email conversation between her and my cousin, Rusty:
“And, BTW, thanks for wanting to follow me on Twitter...I am still trying to figure that one out, though. I joined (on a lark) to follow the local weatherman -- don't hear from him, but I am hearing from other people...!! Kinda weird...don't know why anyone would want to follow me, --oh, well...”