Dear Bank Teller -
Was it really necessary for you to announce over the P.A. system at the drive through that I only have a meager $35.29 in my checking account? Because I am very aware of the situation. Hence the reason for this evening's deposit.
I understand that you were just trying to be helpful, but in the future a simple, "I'm writing your current balance on your receipt as an FYI" will more than suffice.
Uncharacteristically Broke Until Payday