Some mornings there just isn't enough coffee. Or under eye concealer...

Me:  "Good Morning!"

Volunteer:  "Are you okay?  How did you get that black eye?  Were you in an accident?"

Me:  "What?"

Volunteer:  "Your eye!  It is all black, swollen and puffy!"

Me:  "Oh, that is just because I am exhausted.  My toddler was up half the night screaming."