Monday, April 12, 2010

A crime wave strikes the Park Cities...

The following appeared in the Park Cities Police Log in The Park Cities News on Thursday, April 8th, 2010:

Wednesday, March 31
In the 3200 block of Stanford a resident reported that during the night someone entered an unlocked 2004 Volvo and took a $2 package of gum.

Friday, April 2
In the 3100 block of Milton a resident reported that during the night someone entered an unlocked 2002 Mercedes Benz and took a case of Gatorade, two pairs of sunglasses and $15 in coins.

Really? And you called the cops? Next time, if you want your gum and Gatorade, LOCK YOUR CAR DOORS!

Idiots.

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