Thursday, July 28, 2011

I am already the most incompetent parent ever...

My coworker told me yesterday that she went to a bachelorette party over the weekend, and one of the other attendees was also first time pregnant and about a month ahead of me:

Me: "Oh, really? When is she due?"

Coworker: "I dunno. She's got a pretty big bump already, and she knows she's having a little girl. She said she's about sixteen weeks along."

Me: "Susan, I'm eighteen weeks along."

Coworker: "Seriously? You are ahead of her? But I don't understand! Where's your baby?"

Me: "..."

That's right, folks. I haven't even given birth yet, and I've already lost my unborn child.

Fantastic.

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