Trevor sneezed on me last night.
Sneezed!
He didn’t cover his mouth or anything!
All of a sudden there was this loud noise (Trevor sneezing) and then I felt a spray of fine water droplets land all over my face.
Uhmmm, ew!
This is the conversation that followed:
Me: “Ack! Cover your mouth!”
Trevor: “What?”
Me: “You just sneezed all over me! Next time cover your mouth!”
Trevor: “But I was trying to scare Haskell!”
Me: “What?!”
Trevor: “You know how I like to scare him with loud noises? That’s all.”
Me: “Really? That’s your excuse for why you didn’t cover your mouth and sneezed all over me?! You wanted to scare my dog?!”
Trevor: “Yes. It was funny. He jumped.”
Me: “But now I’m covered in a Trevor snot mist. So is Haskell.”
Trevor: “So?!”
Me: “$*&@%!”
Did I mention that all this took place as Trevor and I were watching the 10 PM news story on how widespread the flu epidemic is in North Texas this year? No?! Agghhh!
Sometimes I wonder about Trevor. I really do.
JLR: I expect you to yell at Trevor now. Especially after THIS STORY. Thank you in advance. And RR? Feel free to chime in as well.
2 comments:
Trevor! You know that I often agree with you on things, but on this one--EEEEWWWWW!!!!! Cover your mouth!
Boys. Sheesh.
That. is. DISGUSTING!
I mean, it's just, ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
For real, y'all. Ew.
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