My doctor just told me that I should start avoiding chocolate.
On the day before Thanksgiving.
Obviously, he is living in a fantasy land where smoking crack is legal.
Seriously. What kind of person tells a woman at the tail end of her pregnancy NOT to eat chocolate?
The man is insane.
Plus, I doubt that avoiding what little chocolate I do consume is going to have any effect on my heart flutters at this point. I think the only remedy for that is giving birth.