Before you get all excited, though, Fletcher's has a turkey corn dog this year.
Note: Thank you, Trevor, for pointing out that the last photo could be viewed as "erotic". Yeah, right. Because nothing says sexy like a knocked up woman in her third trimester taking a bite of a corny dog covered in mustard the color of baby poop. I mean, seriously. That is just not the stuff fantasies are made of. Plus, I was just trying to prove I was actually the one eating said corn dog. Because you are a typical non believer when it comes to stuff like this. The end.