...but my sister always wants to go to dinner and a scary movie for her birthday.
Hide behind a hooded sweatshirt for most of Paranormal Activity III, and have Trevor give me whispered play-by-play in the theater.
The result is the ability to dream peacefully after watching said scary movie, while - ironically - my sister is forced to sleep with the light on.
I might not know MOST of what happened on screen, but I am well rested. I consider this "winning". Especially in the face of my exhausted (and still slightly terrified) sister on Sunday afternoon.