In an act of violence, Trevor scratched my forehead with his finger. I still have the mark to prove it. THREE DAYS LATER!
Depending on who you talk to, the scratch was either completely unprovoked or the result of me (ME?!) trying to bite Trevor’s nipple (AS IF!).
Bert witnessed the entire thing, but refuses to comment. Booooooo!
3 comments:
One of my favorite lines from The Wedding Singer was, "All that nipple twisting going on."
~Jef
so did you bite "it"?
Rusty: I plead the 5th.
Actually, the way I remember it, I only attempted to bite Trevor's nipple in response to him scratching my forehead. And even then it was only because he told me I was being “a big baby” and “it didn’t really hurt that much”. Grrrrrrrr…
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