When unexpected guests pop in for the holidays…

Sarah Palin was discovered in my father’s front yard late last night. So, being the good people we are, we invited her inside to partake in some of the Christmas festivities...

Here she is posing in front of the Christmas tree…

Trevor was thrilled to finally make her acquaintance
(he has found her attractive for years now)…

Of course, he couldn't resist trying to give her a kiss…

Haskell, a stanch Democrat, spent a lot of time barking at Sarah.
If he hadn't been so scared of her, I'm sure he would have succeeded in driving her out of the house…

After a few drinks, Sarah whipped out the reindeer antlers.
Who says Republicans don't know how to party?

Now, if we could only figure out who dumped Sarah in my father's front yard, we could get her back to Alaska...