On haircuts:
Trevor: "Wanna get a haircut when we get back to Dallas?"
Banner: "Yeah! I wanna get a doughnut!"
On hiking:
"I wanna climb Rocky the Mountain!"
"I wanna climb Rocky the Mountain!"
On playing chase in the front yard:
"Daddy don't chase me! I wanna be the monster!"
"Daddy don't chase me! I wanna be the monster!"
Some of the things we overheard as "Thomas" (a.k.a. Durango/Silverton the narrow gauge railroad) chugged by:
- "Ah! THOMAS!"
- "Thomas time out!"
- "Thomas hungee!"
- "Thomas sleepy!"
- "Thomas say 'sorry'!"
- "I wanna ride baby Thomas!"
- "Ride Thomas today?"
- "Oh, no! I miss Thomas!"
- "Thomas, where are you?"
On the tantrum he threw on the way back down from Ice Lakes while on mommy's back:
Me: "Banner you did it, dude! You are awesome! That was a long day, buddy!"
Banner: "No, I no awesome. I hit mommy."
On hiking (in general):
Me: "Banner you did it, dude! You are awesome! That was a long day, buddy!"
Banner: "No, I no awesome. I hit mommy."
On hiking (in general):
- "I like hikin."
- "Mo hike tomorrow?"
- "I wanna ride in mama's pack pack."
On Ouray::
Me: "Wanna go to Ouray?"
Banner: "No, I no wanna go my way!"
On Grammy Pammy:
Banner: "No, I no wanna go my way!"
On Grammy Pammy:
- "Jeep I got a cracker for you! Eat it!"
- "Sad, sad Jeep!"
On songs he sang (a lot):
- "Finkle finkle little star..."
- "Wain, Wain go away! Go again some udder day!"
- "Mama, Mama, Mama! It's BOOM CLAP song! BOOM! CLAP!"
On proper pronunciation:
Mom: "You need to teach him to pronounce 'bridge'!"
Trevor: "Why?"
Mom: "Because you going to get a call from his school!"
Trevor: "Why?"
Mom: "Because you going to get a call from his school!"
Speaking of, Banner mispronounces the following:
- Calls Schnitzel "shizzle"
- "I found it" sounds like "I farted"
- "Push it" sounds like "bullish*t"
- "Bridge" sounds like "b*tch"
- "Goldfish" sounds like "doofus"
- And "Percy" (the train) sounds like...well, you know.
At least we can finally say "truck" without causing little, old ladies to inhale sharply.
Baby steps.