(...and other things that aren't tied down)
I really would like to see that Christmas Special. Do you think that would be on the SyFy or Lifetime channel?
Twas the night before Christmas,And Dealey was still knocked upSo I bought some tranquilizersTo put in her cupI watched her eagerlyFor with every sipI knew any time nowMy sister could tipIt took a few minutesBut she soon hit the floorJust in time tooBecause Saint Nick was at the doorWe bound her with ribbonsAnd I sat on her tummyI bounced up and downWhile eating a cookie so yummySanta continued to pull And I shrieked with joyFor I knew he'd soon findThat cute baby boyTrevor looked panicked But I told him to relaxWe both knew he wanted a deductionWhen he paid his taxSanta looked paleBut with a smile on his facePresented me with a nephewJust before Dealey could spray him with maceDealey how could youThat was Santa you sprayedWe wouldn't need this nonsenseHad you not been so delayedThen I wrapped up my nephewAnd held him tightWhat a wonderful present to getAs I kissed Thor goodnight
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