(...and other things that aren't tied down)
I really would like to see that Christmas Special. Do you think that would be on the SyFy or Lifetime channel?
Twas the night before Christmas,And Dealey was still knocked upSo I bought some tranquilizersTo put in her cupI watched her eagerlyFor with every sipI knew any time nowMy sister could tipIt took a few minutesBut she soon hit the floorJust in time tooBecause Saint Nick was at the doorWe bound her with ribbonsAnd I sat on her tummyI bounced up and downWhile eating a cookie so yummySanta continued to pull And I shrieked with joyFor I knew he'd soon findThat cute baby boyTrevor looked panicked But I told him to relaxWe both knew he wanted a deductionWhen he paid his taxSanta looked paleBut with a smile on his facePresented me with a nephewJust before Dealey could spray him with maceDealey how could youThat was Santa you sprayedWe wouldn't need this nonsenseHad you not been so delayedThen I wrapped up my nephewAnd held him tightWhat a wonderful present to getAs I kissed Thor goodnight
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I really would like to see that Christmas Special. Do you think that would be on the SyFy or Lifetime channel?
Twas the night before Christmas,
And Dealey was still knocked up
So I bought some tranquilizers
To put in her cup
I watched her eagerly
For with every sip
I knew any time now
My sister could tip
It took a few minutes
But she soon hit the floor
Just in time too
Because Saint Nick was at the door
We bound her with ribbons
And I sat on her tummy
I bounced up and down
While eating a cookie so yummy
Santa continued to pull
And I shrieked with joy
For I knew he'd soon find
That cute baby boy
Trevor looked panicked
But I told him to relax
We both knew he wanted a deduction
When he paid his tax
Santa looked pale
But with a smile on his face
Presented me with a nephew
Just before Dealey could spray him with mace
Dealey how could you
That was Santa you sprayed
We wouldn't need this nonsense
Had you not been so delayed
Then I wrapped up my nephew
And held him tight
What a wonderful present to get
As I kissed Thor goodnight
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