Me: "Buying stamps for thank u cards. Should I hold off on buying stamps for announcements or just buy say $50 worth?"
Trevor: "Go ahead since you are there"
Me: "Let's say we send out 150 announcements. How many stamps is that?"
Trevor: "Really? Think about it."
Me: "Shut up and tell me"
Trevor: "150. [Pause] Wow."
Me: "Ok. I asked the wrong question. How much do I spend? Is fifty dollars enough? Or do I need more? [Pause] Stop laughing at me a$$hat."
Trevor: "Tell them you need 150 stamps. They will tell you how much you owe them"
It is sort of amazing that I can remember my own name at this point. Seriously.